Funny Wellness Jokes

The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks how do you stay in such great physical condition i m italian and i am a golfer says the old guy and that s why i m in such good shape.

Funny wellness jokes. These clever jokes will lift your spirits. Top 50 funny gym jokes ever brighten up your day with the following top 50 funny gym jokes that will make you laugh. With our over 4 000 most funny jokes puns and riddles our jokes are hand selected and ready for you to tell to your friends or family or to bust a gut on. 100 jokes about trying to be healthy that will make you lol.

6 funny fitness and exercise jokes caught up in the fitness craze i joined a club that offered a reasonably priced membership. 20 stick figure cartoon. 17 it s time to exercise and i m still walking funny from my last workout. All sorted from the best by our visitors.

Today at the bank an old lady asked me to help check her balance. 18 i ve been trying to diet and work out but i ve come to the realization that the only way i m going to get smok n hot is by being cremated. Although i never went a year later i hurried back to renew. You can put off working out a little longer to read this.

Do you guys have a name for people like me who join and never show up i jokingly asked the well muscled man behind the counter. Enter these funny one liners. The largest collection of health one line jokes in the world. Everyone loves witty jokes.

Dec 30 2017 explore optimally organic s board funny health wellness humor followed by 384 people on pinterest. So i pushed her over. Nothing gets a good laugh better than a well placed one liner and we could all use a little laughter during trying times. Our hand picked list of hilarious jokes is guaranteed to make anyone laugh.

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